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[25 Nov 2009|06:58am]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

SMEGGING GAZPACHO SOUP DAY!

Why is it that the worst possible moments have to be the ones that always come the most easily to mind? Or is it just me?

salute 0 - quote a space corps directive - Edit - Memory

[18 Nov 2009|03:24am]
[ mood | irritated ]

Not again!

Here I am, attempting to enjoy a pleasant night and company of my own of course Rachel counts! and what must I be subjected to? Is this any way to behave in a shared living quarters! At least have the decency to KEEP IT QUIET!!! At least I... er... I don't think it's I-No this time, so I can say this without the risk of being hit by that smegging guitar of hers.

These smegging walls are too thin, I keep saying. But, until I can contact someone to have them thickened up to Space Corps standard, I'll just have to work harder to enforce the Directives. If you're going to live with me, you must follow them, no exceptions. I'll have to get more copies made and send them around as a refresher.

Honestly, is it too much to ask that people actually follow them?!

[all strikes illegible!]

salute 0 - quote a space corps directive - Edit - Memory

[13 Nov 2009|06:29am]
[ mood | optimistic ]

Remarkable, how quickly time is passing. Simply remarkable. At this rate, we'll be into final exams before long.

Before I forget, Chloe, I should thank you for the splendid evening at the Halloween party. As I always say, it's important to get to know the people you're living with no, I don't, considering I lived with the king of curry stains before.

Ah... yes, and Pearly's play will be later in the evening. Miss Garnet Til Alexandros 17th curious name, now that I think about it, it sounds... rather important or high class, I believe we discussed attending it together? I'll certainly still be available for that.

[strikes illegible]

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[30 Oct 2009|06:46am]
[ mood | pleased ]

Yet again, I've located a costume that expresses my leadership capabilities, my bravery, my honor, and... all of those other qualities. There are just so many to name that I can't possibly list them all here.

8 | salute 8 - quote a space corps directive - Edit - Memory

[21 Oct 2009|05:09am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

The nerve of some people!

I'm a professor here, I'll have you know, ...whoever that was! You can't go around- smashing pumpkins over my head! Do you realize how long it took me to get the smegging thing off?

11 | salute 11 - quote a space corps directive - Edit - Memory

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