More reliable than a garden strimmer! √

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:43:08 GMT

That was a lovely time the other day, Garnet. Absolutely marvelous. I wouldn't m (Read more ...)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:07:07 GMT

~~SMEGGING GAZPACHO SOUP DAY!~~

Why is it that the worst possible moments (Read more ...)

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:16:17 GMT

Not again!

Here I am, attempting to enjoy a pleasant night and co (Read more ...)

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:57:32 GMT

Remarkable, how quickly time is passing. Simply remarkable. At this rate, we'll (Read more ...)

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:12:40 GMT

Yet again, I've located a

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Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:40:48 GMT

The nerve of some people!

I'm a professor here, I'll have you know, ...whoever (Read more ...)

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:53:44 GMT

That settles that. I really do need to start making better use of all these name (Read more ...)

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:16:42 GMT

Remarkable. Simply remarkable. How does he do it? It never ceases to amaze me th (Read more ...)

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:21:35 GMT

Keep working on your salutes, classes, and you'll have them down right in no tim (Read more ...)

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:51:00 GMT

Un-smegging believable...

As a reminder: "Sexual liaisons should additional (Read more ...)

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:49:56 GMT

Righty-o! Finally, I'm moving on to bigger and better living arrangements (Read more ...)

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:27:13 GMT

Things are all going quite splendidly, I don't see why so many people seem to be (Read more ...)

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:42:24 GMT

I'm devising a brand new plan in the case of further emergencies. It's taken a g (Read more ...)

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:50:41 GMT

What a year we've had! I really need to start developing better plans of action (Read more ...)

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:17:53 GMT

[Guess who has spent all this time curled in the fetal position in his closet (Read more ...)

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:15:55 GMT

Wh- WHAT THE SMEG WAS THAT!? Was it even HUMAN!? Of course, it smegging well had (Read more ...)

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:49:42 GMT

What I wouldn't give for a skutter or three around here some days...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:21:28 GMT

I'd say we could use a few more ground rules for the quad, considering that we h (Read more ...)

Mon, 25 May 2009 11:19:15 GMT

Bravo to my students and bravo to myself!

It really was a challenging semester (Read more ...)

Wed, 13 May 2009 09:14:13 GMT

I hope you're all ready for the final in my class- this time around it'll be a s (Read more ...)

Sun, 03 May 2009 10:14:22 GMT

I hope that no one minds me tidying up a little. I would prefer that the common (Read more ...)

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:40:05 GMT

All righty-o, students, have at it. For extra credit, you may salute me when you (Read more ...)

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:12:50 GMT

It's my lucky day! I've located a replacement jar of Alexander the Great's earwa (Read more ...)

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:13:24 GMT

Business as usual.

A reminder that I've postponed that test scheduled today un (Read more ...)

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:01:04 GMT

~~All in a day's work for...~~

Actually, no, I don't want to talk about i (Read more ...)